you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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