is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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