He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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