its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
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this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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