So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me