Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
