She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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