sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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