my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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