I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
this will be a night to untag.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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