He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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