Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
there is glitter all over my balls
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
