ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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