Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think my mom watched the whole time
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
50% drunk capacity currently
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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