we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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