The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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