let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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