So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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