so explain again why im purple
no
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
