I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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