This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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