Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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