Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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