Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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