that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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