She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hippo gnu deer
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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