Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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