Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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