I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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