Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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