And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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