Don't you send me to vm
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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