Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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