My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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