If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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