do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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