He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Randomize
