I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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