he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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