Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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