it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
