Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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