i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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