the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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