he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
lets start a swedish sibling band together
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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