in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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