I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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