I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
