im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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