her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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