Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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