Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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