Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
dude. I can hear the air.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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