NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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