I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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