I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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