Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Drake has all the answers
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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