I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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